Fall Lines

Tales from the Crevasse
As there are always humorous, epic climbing stories to be told whilst you're rocking on your "porta-ledge" some 500 metres above the deck in a nor'west gale, or worthy advice always to be gained from others misadventure, I thought it would be nice that some of these pieces could be presented here...

If you have a story, poem or song you'd like to submit please email me at graemek@xtra.co.nz.

Mysterons

Joel Zwartz (2025)

I have to change this sweaty shirt.
Heart is racing, toenails hurt.
Seven hundred metres climbed,
I seem to have gone back in time:
Up through ancient bearded beech
where fantails squeak and kākā screech
and now up to this boulder field
which has an even older feel.
Take it in and breathe the air.
I am no hare, but I am here!
(I think that’s what the tortoise said)
And now, a tune by Portishead
has wormed its way into my ear:
a lilting thing that’s very dear.
The melody is very thin,
I think it’s on a theremin.
My brain’s decided that's the theme
to this Jurassic, dreamlike scene.
It heralds in the hero who...
Yes, here he is! As if on cue,
a little bobbing Pīwauwau
appears stage left, proceeds to go
behind, then circles round his rock,
remaining safe but taking stock
of me, this giant sweaty gnome,
intruding in his mountain home.

He's intricate, ephemeral.
A tiny clockwork emerald.

In these divine and upper niches
Gilviventris ably hide.
Just one more endangered species
holding on against the tide.

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